Product Details
- Author: Tucker Max
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- Binding: Paperback
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- Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7
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- EAN: 9780806527284
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- ISBN: 0806527285
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- Label: Citadel Press
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- Manufacturer: Citadel Press
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- Number of Items: 1
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- Number of Pages: 288
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- Product Group: Book
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- Publication Date: 2006-01-01
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- Publisher: Citadel Press
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- Studio: Citadel Press
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- Title: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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Avg Customer Rating: 
Product Description: My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say `screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, `What Would Tucker Do?'—and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
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Customer Reviews
Every man's hero!!!
There is no reason for me to write a long review about why this book is so awesome or why Tucker Max is better than everyone. Simply put, this book made me laugh harder than I ever have before. Reading this on my flight from Minneapolis to Tokyo, I had to stop reading several times simply because my stomach hurt from laughing and I had tears streaming down my face. Amazingly funny and completely original, you will enjoy every word in this book, as long as your read the book description and aren't scared away by his fore-warning.
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Deliciously Distugsting!
If you have never read Tucker Max before, it is probably best you read a story or two from his website before getting into this book.
It is a collection of stories that contain all forms of drunken debauchery that one can imagine, and many one probably cannot having not read this book!
I find his writing to be well executed and he does have a certain gift as a story teller, despite the subject of his writing.
I recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a good laugh and is not caught up in their own moral righteousness!!!!!!
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O!M!G!!
Gross, repulsive, crass, sexist, degrading, graphic, vivid, and HILARIOUS!!! I read this book on the airplane, not a great idea--i was laughing outloud the entire book. This book is funny beyond words unless you are a wimp! Be warned, it is very crass and i loved it!
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Every now and then one finds valuables in the nastiest of trash!!
Tucker Max is no Shakespeare (that's why there are 4 stars up there). It should also be noted that this book is not to be taken seriously at any time. There are things that this man has done that are probably illegal in many states. That being said the book does seem to be able to be engrossing, and at times even having a hypnotic affect. The questions begin to rack up what will happen next? ect. Be warned though that you should not attempt to take the whole book in at once, you will be repulsed! really! But if taken over a period of time it can most definately be tolerable if not down right fun.
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The best choice if you're looking for hours of insane laughter
When I bought this I had no idea that I could laugh so hard all by my self reading a book. I'm only five stories far (53 pages) and all of them have made my day. This guy can be so mean and still be outrageously fun. The way he shares his crazy adventures makes you feel like you were there the whole time! Consciences apart, this is the book to buy if you want to have your own moment of shallow fun.
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