Couldn't even give Jericho a clean victory for his first ever world championship
To sum this all up, this was a flaccid way to end 2001, which had seen one of the best Wrestlemanias in history, and some of the most ground-breaking and ground-failing TV in wrestling history---Stone Cold Steve Austin turning heel, a mass invasion of two other wrestling companies, and the emergence of relatively new superstars like Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho to superstardom. And they topped this all off with a "status-quo" humdrum average sort of event.
First Vince comes out, and really powerhouses his heel abilities in getting the crowd riled up. I've always admired Vince's sheer charisma in getting people to hate him; as of late, that's really been weak and uninteresting, and consisting of just doing things that would make the audience mad; but here, he just completely channelled everything that made a good heel, and threw it at the crowd. Phenomenal. Ric Flair comes out and says PPV time, and Albert and Scotty 2 Hotty come down the ring to dance with Vince before Vince storms out.
Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert vs Test and Christian
From the beginning, this is what I expected to be the warm-up for a stellar event. After watching the event, this turns out to be probably the second best, or probably best match of the night. Everyone is completely on, putting on great WWF-style wrestling with nonstop action and constant momentum shifts. Powerful stuff, and if only they pushed these four guys like this more often, they'd all STILL BE IN THE COMPANY. (9/10)
WWF Intercontinental Championship
Edge (C) vs William Regal
As boring as any regular TV match with Regal and someone else. I know Regal is legitimately talented as a chain wrestler, but was it just laziness or the booking getting to him that he came off as dull as Hardcore Holly in this match? It was lackluster, boring, and the audience didn't care about it. (0/10)
Neat sort of build up to the break-up of the Hardy Boys, but they really make it too blatant that Matt is going to be the heel.
Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy Lita special referee
If these two are dynamite together, they are wet bathwater together. The match was almost entirely brawling, with a few high spots, but mostly generic Hardcore Holly vs John Cena type brawling. Lita is so unremarkable as referee that she may as well not be there; her only saving grace was the Dusty finish, paving the way for their eventual breakup. (3/10)
The Rock promises to screw Trish after they win their respective matches.
WWF Tag Team Championship
The Dudley Boys (C) vs The Big Show and Kane
The only highlight of this match was The Big Show showing off his powerhouse skill. Little more than a glorified squash of the Dudley Boys. I forgot who won, and I only just saw the match yesterday. (1/10)
WWF Hardcore Championship
The Undertaker vs Rob Van Dam (C)
The Undertaker is heel here. But most of the arena cheers him anyway. The match itself was very dull. Standard forced "hardcore" affair of trying to be like ECW by having the superstars fight in the crowd. But they did little more than generic brawling, fake punches, and below-average chair shots. Even Van Dam's jump off the railings was cut short by the Undertaker's 6'10" height, plus maybe 2-3 foot arms, reaching up to catch him, making for a weak-looking spot. And god forbid the ECW guy should win out over the WWF original! (5/10)
WWF Women's Championship
Trish Stratus vs Jacqueline
Typical WWF/WWE women's affair... that is, barely anything of worth beyond some sloppy moves and generic brawling. (0/10)
WWF Championship
Stone Cold Steve Austin (C) vs Kurt Angle
By now, we've seen these two wrestle so much (Summerslam, Unforgiven, No Mercy, Survivor Series) that quite frankly, I'm sick of it. There was nothing new, nothing special, nothing remarkable about this match. Austin was mostly restrained in his wrestling, clearly saving up for his next opponent. The submission holds were weak, sloppy things that looked to be barely there. (0/10)
Test barges into Trish's locker room while she's covered with a towel and basically threatens to rape her, until she shuffles him out and he just leaves despite the door being open. The hell? Useless backstage promo FTL
Not WCW World Championship
The Rock (C) vs Chris Jericho
This was certainly better than the WWF Championship match, but it wasn't much better. It was still much of a generic brawl, and Jericho did basically two high flying moves or so in the match. The submission holds, just like the previous match, were so sloppily applied that there is absolutely no way you could think they would be painful. Imagine someone basically crouching over your rear end and holding your legs up bent at the knee, while the rest of your body is totally straight. That's pretty much all it was. (5.5/10)
WWF Undisputed Championship
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Chris Jericho
Immediately after winning, Jericho has to face Austin. And everything that Austin held back in his Angle match, perhaps knowing or realizing that it was a boring little affair repeated for the fifth or eighteenth time, unleashed on Jericho. The absolute best of the WWF on display, with Jericho barely hanging on, yet managing to look tough against Austin. Austin sells his gimmick so much, he would legitimately frighten me in real life... I couldn't imagine this guy reading a book, reading the newspaper beyond the sports section or the comics, or being able to understand the whole concept of kayfabe. But he does. And he sells it to perfection.
I would have rated this pay per view as average, 3/5 stars, and this match a full 10/10 if it weren't for the fact that this is supposed to be Jericho's night; he's supposed to have completed his journey from his debut in 1999, from his time in WCW before that, ECW, independent wrestling, all just to make it to the big time, to be at the top of the WWF, the last standing major wrestling promotion in the US! And they screw him out of this.
They screw Jericho out of that glory. Because during the match, every loser from the previous match and his asshole come and interfere. First Angle beats up Austin, then The Rock beats up Jericho, then Earl Hebner is knocked out, then Vince McMahon attacks Austin, and sends Nick Patrick out. Then Ric Flair comes and stops Patrick from counting. Austin beats up McMahon. Then Booker T (who should be kayfabe fired) comes and attacks Austin, and Jericho picks up the pin.
So according to the WWF, Stone Cold Steve Austin is their unstoppable juggernaut, and Chris Jericho, a former ECW and WCW superstar despite being in the WWF for two years, isn't good enough to make history by himself---he needs three men and a crooked referee to try and defeat Austin. Pathetic. (5/10)
WWF arrogance at its best, Jericho is nothing more than the random twit who happens to get lucky against the WWF's untouchable superstar who absolutely cannot lose too many matches cleanly, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I love Austin as a wrestler, I think he's one of the best in the business. I know he has legitimate technical prowess despite the WWF making him a brawler. But for god's sake... the WWF, taking a page out of WCW's book (just like today) just can't let go of their tried and true top guys for a little while and let a new rising star reach the top. So what if Jericho is a heel? That doesn't mean heels are inferior superstars, or that he doesn't deserve to cleanly beat the best guy in the company for its top prize. Horrible.
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